To anyone who hasn't seen this atrocity, I only recommend it if you're some kind of masochist. If you had to study all night to be able to answer the question of what 3 years the Pens won the Stanley Cup, you have no business even being within 20 miles of Consol. Most horrible quote: “My hockey question was to name my favorite player,” Corteal said. “I said (Marc-Andre) Fleury because who doesn’t love Fleury? He’s like the best goaltender ever. I just love his accent.” Like, oh my god, gag me with a spoon. Oh my god, I thought the shovel I would have to carry would weigh more than 5 pounds and I would break a nail having to carry it. This is why I don't like most of the women I meet. Man up, cupcake. So there you have your rant of the week. I hope you've enjoyed it. Now for some music...
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Out of some kind of morbid curiosity I not only read the article, I watched the audition video. One of the guys in charge said he was looking for girls who "had a passion for the Penguins." I think the Fleury girl misunderstood what kind of passion he meant.
The girls were also given a lesson in how to hold the shovel. Not how to use the shovel. How to hold the shovel. Really people?!
After reading this, I'm relieved that the Blues haven't hired ice girls. They tried cheerleaders a few years ago, but thank God it didn't go over well.
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