But does it make toast?

The answer is "Why yes. Yes it does." I finally got this in the mail:



Oh yeah! Now to see if it works. We'll take two slices of bread:



Pop em' in the toaster, and wait impatiently:



And we have awesome, yummy toast!



And then we sing a song:



I feel kind of bad for putting Country Crock and blueberry jam on it. Oh well, it was tasty. Now I'm probably going to end up eating toast every day until I die.